My names Tori but its pronounced Beyonce.


last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

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old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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Augusten Burroughs (via purplebuddhaproject)

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Imperfections are attractive when their owners are happy with them.


this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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